I wish I had a jury.
A jury of twelve unbiased people who went with me everywhere and judged questionable situations/arguments... etc. An exchange would take place between another person and me and the jury would - of course - have all the background information since they would go everywhere with me and when things get a little out of sorts the other person and I would look at the jury, they would convene and after a few minutes would offer up their verdict. "Miss Parker, you're out of line with this one." Or... "Miss Parker, you're a perfectly reasonable, rational person. You're not crazy and you didn't do anything wrong, so don't feel bad." Wouldn't that just be the bee's knees?
Do you think I'm asking too much?
I think I'm a perfectly reasonable, rational person, but it would make me feel better to hear it from twelve unbiased jurors. Because every once in a while I doubt myself. And you can't always trust your friends because that's why they're your friends... of course they're going to say you're not insane. If they say otherwise and you get carted off to the nuthouse who are they going to watch Lost with or shit-talk with? And if you're crazy, they can't be far behind... crazy people tend to hang out with their own kind. Or so I hear.
